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How 'bout a nice pleasant entry, folks? No political rhetoric, no bile spewing on the level of Old Faithful (though I think in the case of strangers slapping their sloppy wet lips on me, it's totally understandable and 100% reasonable), just a little hello to all you readers out there. :) Plus, Jonny C showed me this fabulous little link called the Gender Genie, which will guess what sex the writer is of a particular set of words, using keywords and syntax. I think it's a buncha hooey, though, because using the same blog entry, I tested it out in all three modes, blog, fiction, and non-fiction, and the only one it got right was as a blog entry. If I chose one of the other two modes, it thought I was male, overwhelmingly. I think by very nature, most blogs are going to come out as female, because it uses as its barometer that men write about objects and women write about relationships, thus men use words like the, a and an, and women use words like him, her, me, us. Pretty stupid, that logic, but my point is that most blogs are about the writer's relationships, so most blog entries are going to come across as female, whether they are or not, I would think. I tested CuppaJoe's just to see, because I'm one of his creeeepy internet stalkers and figured if ever there's a girly-mon diarist out there, it's Joey**, and of the last three entries he's made, the most recent was male, the penultimate was female, and the one before that (the second penultimate?) was male... Jonny C's entries were half and half. So go figure. I tested 3 of mine, and in blog mode, one was overwhelmingly male, too. The others were female, but one of them was just barely, and the third was not overwhelmingly so. **Note: I am just kidding. I do not think Joey is a girly-mon. Please do not send me hate mail because I said he was. Jeez, you CuppaJoe readers are so touchy. I love CuppaJoe. Sheesh. ;) So, speaking of Jonny C, I hope that when he stopped by my desk today to say 'bye and saw me playing a videogame while a taped interview I was ostensibly logging was playing that he didn't geek a little. That guy talks in circles. Trust me, you could walk all the way down to the vending machines at the other end of the building and stop to look at the animation boards on the way back, and when you got back to your desk, he would still be talking in the vaguest of circles and not answering the question. So I *was* logging the interview, I was just multi-tasking and giving myself something to do so I didn't leap thru the screen and wrap my bare hands around that idiot's windpipe. Jeez, dude, it's okay to answer a simple yes or no question with actual yes or no, rather than a 3.5 minute discourse on something else completely not the question. Cripes. By the way, folks, let's just touch on the subject of reality tv, shall we? Now, I'm pretty sure that those of you who read this little diary of mine will pretty much NEVER find yourselves doing a reality tv show. Those of you I have had contact with are a little too smart for that particular gig. However, should you, by some strange and fanciful stroke of bizarre luck initiated by The Almighty Himself, end up auditioning for or being "cast" in one, let me impart some things you really, really need to know. 1. The production team (ie. producers) is (are) NOT your friends. 2. The producers do NOT have your best interest at heart. 3. Try not to chew gum on camera. 4. The person or persons you may have been paired with have NOT been hand-picked especially for you, to suit your wants, needs, or desires. 5. You were cast because you are easily manipulated and can be made to do what they need to get "good" television. 6. Do not believe everything you're told. In fact, don't trust half of it. 7. If you decide to do something private, don't assume that because there are no cameras present that the thing you need privacy for will actually happen in private. 8. For the love of GOD, people, please try to limit your uhs, ums, likes, and you knows. And last, but certainly not least, 9. Do not EVER tell production anything you'd like to remain secret. This has been a public service announcement by your friendly neighborhood reality tv staffer. Peace out, copyright 2002
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