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::sigh:: Okay. Let's try this again. Sorry for my tirade yesterday, but seriously. I have had the longest case of writer's block in history. They should change the name to Katie's Block, I've had it so damn long, and this is the only bit of semi-creative writing I have been able to pony up in quite a very long time, so to lose not one, but *two* decently written entries in a row was pretty harsh. I was in The Zone, too. You know when you've just written a dead-on, thoughtful, creative, intelligent, amusing piece of something, and the planets are all in alignment, and you're just pleased as hell with the way all the pieces just fell into perfect place, jigsaw-locked together? Yeah, like that. That doesn't happen all the time, so I don't take it very well when it tanks on my ass. Especially two misbegotten nights in a row. ::sigh:: The first night, I actually managed to do some writing on a new story for a while - 6 pages. I used my disappointment for that, and it worked fairly well. But the second night, last night, man, that was just too much. My life isn't going so smoothly right now, and this little piece of it is the one thing keeping me sane some days, the one thing I have friggin' control over, and baby, I need some control right now. So yeah, I wept to see the text in this little box disappear, replaced with a real estate locator service. That, my friends, is a Dante's Inferno Room of hell I hope you never have to see. Two hours of creativity replaced with fucking real estate. It was harsh. I had to get up and walk away from the carnage, and I am not kidding when I say I cried, because I did. I really did. Uh-Uuh So. I was in my car today, on my cell phone, and I get to this little intersection where you have to hang back and not block the street if the light ahead is red and traffic is backed that far up. Which it was. So me, I'm hangin' out right behind the limit line and the big honkin' words that say DO NOT BLOCK INTERSECTION, and there's no one behind me. Wide open road, baby. And then this woman in a huge fucking SUV drives up behind me, swings into the left turn lane next to me, mostly passes me, and then goes to cut in front of me, into the DO NOT BLOCK INTERSECTION section. So I, in the middle of a sentence to my friend Runi, with the windows down on my car because it's a toasty day here in sunny CA, I yell at this fucking bitch, "Oh no, you DIH-IHN'T," gun my car, and single-handedly yanking the wheel, rip my car around the front of her big old gas-guzzling, road-hogging, terrorist-supporting, Republican-voting, sun-blotting SUV, thereby cutting her and her little bullshit LA-attitudenal ass off. I don't fucking think so. And then I started laughing, because I couldn't believe I actually used the phrase "oh no, you dih-in't" or the "word" dih-int, and not only did I fully yell it at her with all my windows open, I was on the phone with someone in Florida at the time AND I did it all one-handed. Dayamn. I am the multi-tasking bitch of the century, oh yes, I AM. (And as a side bar, I don't really believe she supports terrorism just because she's driving an SUV, I just wanted to add it to the rant, because she really pissed me off. Fucking cut my ass off in traffic when there's plenty of room behind me, step OFF, bitch. We be havin' WORDS.) Who Says You Can't Buy Anything for Less Than a Buck? I did, however, see condoms. The big freakin' econo-box. For 99 cents. Ladies, if you are dating a man who cuts corners on condoms, you need to seriously re-evaluate your relationship. A) are condoms really something you want to buy irregular seconds or cut-rate quality of? Seriously. That thin little piece of latex is all that stands between you and hundreds of squirmy little spermatazoa, all of them beating their little spermy heads up against that barrier, looking for a way thru. Not to mention STD's and AIDs. And B, I'm sorry, but the kinda guy willing to settle for 99 cent condoms is not gonna pony up the cash when that cheap little barrier fails and you find yourself swelling at the midsection and looking for a decent ob-gyn, however you might choose to resolve your dilemma. I don't think a guy who pays a buck for condoms is anyone you can depend on for child-support or marriage or a trip to the clinic. A guy who pays a buck for birth control isn't really all that interested in whether you get pregnant or not. He's just showing up to the party with a parachute because he knows that's the only way he's gettin' in the plane. He doesn't really care whether or not the parachute holds, because he's not the one jumping out. So I would think about that, if I were you. But then, that's the kind of thing I think about. Or would, if I were balling a guy with 99 cent condoms... Will Work for Oats And I thought the elephants had it bad. Put that away, damn it I told The Boyfriend about it when I got home, and he asked me was she pretty. And I got all bent out of shape about it, because what the hell does it matter if she's pretty? Ugly girls get mugged too, damn it. I don't think a girl's attractiveness is necessarily a factor in whether or not someone decides to help themselves to her 80 bucks. Or worse. He said that's not what he meant, but then watching Discovery Channel last night, that led into a debate over whether or not pretty people get picked on more or are valued more when they go missing, if they appear more sympathetic or make a more desirable target, and I think there's truth to a person's appearance being a factor in how we perceive them, but I still think whether or not a woman is pretty has nothing to do with whether or not she should walk around with cash waving about in full view of passersby. But since I am one of those girls who seems fairly invisible in the world, clearly, I am safe to go walking up dark allies any time I feel like it, or stand on a street corner waving cash, because no one's going to molest me, on account of my not being pretty enough and apparently slinging an attitude around like a scythe that says "I am not interested in having sex with you, you chauvenistic dickhead, so bug the fuck off before I beat you." I was not aware of that particular aura, but okay... If I were a supermodel or had big accoutrements, that would apparently not be the case, but since I am just a normal girl next door with a brain, I have *nothing* to worry about. Sheesh. Bygones. In the last two days, not counting the last 24 hours: Most Unusual Search of the Day: Which leads me to ask, is that a search for tablature for the Boomtown Rats song "Up All Night," or is it a search for tab for a song with the same name by some group called Unwritten Law, or is it a search for tablature for both "Up All Night" and "Unwritten Law," and did a group called Up All Night release a song called "Unwritten Law?" At any rate, I now have the image of a rather skanky-looking and shaggy Bob Geldof slinking about on an unmade bed with a python, singing the chorus to "Up All Night" going round and round my head, so thanks, whomever you are. You couldn't at least search out the tab for "I Don't Like Mondays"? Bygones. Favorite Search of the Day: Don't mince words, my friend, how do you *really* feel? :) I should pair this with the search for +golf +promote +plaid, which makes me wonder what the odds are that golf actually does promote plaid, or vice versa, and while it might hold true that all golfers have at some point worn plaid, does it follow that all plaid wearers have at some point played golf? Someone in France is interested in the Detroit Group and SUV's. Someone else is searching out information on the Tuskegee Syphilis experiment and the guy who headed that atrocity up. Luke Perry seems to have managed to retain 2 of his fans, one of whom is searching for a fanclub. Honey, I'm sure those are few and far between, but you go, girl, you go. Bygones. Is it just me, or is katie riyadh a strange thing to be surfing 3 times on two different days? And whomever searched I want to stomp some guys nuts could probably use a good stiff margarita. On the rocks, with salt. T-A-C-K-Y I did have a discussion with my friend - at whose home I was - whether or not Shania Twain had had plastic surgery. But you will NOT find me googling such a thing. Because I do not care that much about it; the discussion was merely a way to pass the 3.5 minutes during which the woman was performing, because I mean, seriously, you have to do SOMETHING for that time period. But you people googling it? Please. Find a hobby. That includes you, Mr/Ms. American Meteorological Society. How about you concentrate on accurately predicting the bloody weather, steada wonderin' whether or not someone's parts are theirs? Here's a clue for all you people out there looking at a woman's body and wondering whether or not those things are real: if they're ramrod straight and don't move, they're fake. If they're suddenly larger than they ever were before, and she's not pregnant, they're probably fake. If she hangs upside down, and they stay firmly lodged in the "center" of her chest, they're fake. If she lies on her back and they don't fall to the side, they're fake, and if they're large and don't fall under her armpits at all, they're REALLY fake. If they don't bounce at all when she walks or hiphops, they're fake. If they *do* do all the aforementioned things, they're either saline or the real deal. For those of you who rushed off to the computer as soon as she took the stage, no Shania has not had them done, she was wearing Wonder Bra and had them jacked up to her chin and yanked together, which is why they looked so much bigger than they used to. Okay? Mystery solved. Please go back to more worthwhile pursuits, like gossiping about the pretty girl in the office down the hall or searching out whether or not some guy is on steroids. How the hell come no one ever googles THAT? Jeez. Hm. I sound a tad bitter today, huh? Clearly, I've not yet recovered from losing two entries in a row, followed by an off-day which is so totally NOT in The Zone. ::sigh:: Oh well. They can't all be good ones. Tell ya what. We'll start anew tomorrow. Peace out, copyright 2002
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I would as soon destroy a stained glass window than an artist such as yourself.
In which Katie shares sad news - Wednesday, Apr. 01, 2015
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